Part 2

Um...let's just talk about how weird it will be when I print out my blog in a nice lil' family book...wedding, house, Will's life and milestones....and then...this Bachelorette trash! Ha!

With that...part 2!

• Cocktail party begins!
  
• Who's the kiss up yelling that she looks beautiful while she's talking?
• OK Mr. I've said maybe, MAYBE 4 words to this woman and can say, "Ashley is beautiful, I can see myself marrying this girl!" REALLY?! Really?!
• Who just said, "It's going to take a little guts and nuts." Really?
• Is "Really?!" my theme? Going all Seth Myers here.
• Solar boy is a bit braggy too. Hello life story.
• He seems like a cheerful type of guy though.
• Does she have a major overbite?
• Love gingham shirt with polka dot tie guy
• You're calling your mom?! Weird!
• Awkward!
• Oh the motherly advice...
• OH MY! Her advice!! AHHH!
• I'm kinda done with the gimmicks...wine, compass, calling mom, the guitar....
• Guitar thing was weird
• This situation always causes the guys to get so girly and drama!
• Like the creepy music that plays whenever mask boy comes along
• Mask guy reminds me of vampire girl last season
• He should go on that show in the dark...was it Dating in the Dark or something?
• Tim is a jerk...reminds me of that dude last season who was always drunk and picking fights....what was his name?
  
• Enough with the gimmicks, sign boy
• William? First impression rose?
  
• Is Tim really that drunk? Really? Really?!
• He's a creeper!
• Ha, that guy nailed it, "He's the drunk guy!" Every party has one!
• "wine and spurs" ha!
• And....still drinking. Dude, stop. Someone cut him off.
  
• Amen, William. Amen. Good guy.
• Enter mask dude....getting weirder.
  
• Even drunk Tim says he wouldn't "rock the mask"
• Tim's totally THAT guy at a party that everyone wants to back off...trying to out drink everyone, then fight. We all knew THAT guy in college.
  
• "If you can't take the heat, get out of the oven." Um...isn't the expression out of the kitchen?
• That snoring is SO bad! Is it real?
• Ha, he totally has the fur thing that she had wrapped on her earlier
• Love how the producers don't step in
  
• Love the guy saying, "It happens to all of us!"...in college, at a party, with friends...maybe. NOT on national TV!
• Wouldn't you love to see his face in the morning, "Wait...what...?"
• Cue first railing scene of the season....creepster mask!
• "Here for the right reasons..."BLAH
• "Ok, I want to hear everything that's going on..." to mask guy. AKA, "What the he** are you wearing that mask for?!"
• "So....do you think I'll ever be able to see you?"
• It is TOTALLY a "stunt to get your attention".
• JP is cute. I like his rugged look.
  
• "I haven't had a cavity since junior high, and I floss everyday!" Cute.
• OK the cupcake stuff is a little much.
• Here for right reasons count: 4
• "Cozy...I love that name...so cute...." ha
• "She's my first priority..." RIGHT. Is that why you are on a dating show?!
• Loganites: Bentley kinda looks like Jim Grewe? Eh?
  
• She's totally into him. First impression rose?!
• Or Ryan! He's cute.
• That would be sad to go home the first night.
• Here for the right reasons count: 5
• Totally want to nominate my brother to be on the show...He's a catch.
  
• Mask boy. Oh mask boy.
  
• "I will miss all of you guys..." Even though I hardly know you....
• Kinda wondering if mask guy has something to be self conscious of...? Maybe like a scar or...I don't know!
• It's sad when the people leaving act as if their lives are OVER and all their dreams are crushed.
  
• "I'm lost...I'm definitely defeated...I don't know when I'll find love..." Come ON!
• "I'm beside myself...to see this slip away...it's heartbreaking. What's wrong with me? I thought Ashley was the one..." (from the hour, maybe two, that you spent with her and 24 other men?!)
• Is he CRYING?
• Is West gone? Where is he?
  

Hum...ok. Until next Monday! Ahem...when it will be S-U-M-M-E-R!!!

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