Ok....really.

The Bachelorette has started! My Mondays just got a LOT more exciting. But...apparently I cannot handle just watching. I want to comment on EVERYTHING. And...well....Will's asleep and RJ's working. So...I paused the DVR after 4 minutes and got out the computer. Here goes:

• OK this intro is embarrassing to even watch!
• All the cheesy gaze-off-into-the distance....oof
• Ashley was cute before, but I really like her makeover
• Her workout scenes...enough already
• Awkward laugh into the camera...and the punching! Awkward!
• Ha, the lying in the ground in the theater. Weird.
• Love her dark hair
• Laughing, running backward in the red pea coat. Yikes.
• Just because you CAN wear a cut off shirt, doesn't mean you should. IMO.
• Ooooh- burning rose. That's one we haven't seen!
• Sidenote: I think that phone commercial (ha, must be effective, can't even remember what provider it's for!) with the flash dance guy is so funny!
• Classic running shirtless on the beach scene. Something tells me this won't be the last one.
  
• Ah...the bad puns. The "only thing not sunny in my life"... from the solar guy.
  
• Um...JP. Awkward hard hat scene, surveying an empty construction site.
  
• JP's too into his career...foreshadowing.
• Ames....Overachiever. And braggy. Nobody likes a bragger.
  
• ARGH. That "on a scale of 1-10" stuff, when someone says a higher number...TOTALLY bugs me. Um, you're not on a 1-10 scale then. It's like the phrase "110%" NOT possible!
• "I hope to have a lasting love, and the greatest one." Is anyone else thinking of Casey "guard and protect your heart"?
• Benjamin the winemaker....yum! (on the wine, not so much on him...although he seems sweet)
• Oh, just drinking a glass of wine by the barrels.
• Oh Bentley. Blah. COZY?!
  
• THIS MAKES ME SO MAD. I'm about to get all Dr. Laura here. You were warned. "I got divorced about a year and a half ago, basically because we tried to take on too much too fast...so now I just want to have more fun." YOU ARE A FATHER. That means a different kind of fun. That does not mean go-on-a-dating-show-and-look-like-a-fool fun. Ok I'm done. For now.
• Family fun center? Where in SLC?
  
• Love his house though. And he would be cute with Emily.
• New Jersey butcher....hum. I think she'll like the businessman type instead.
• Ha, second shirtless scene.
• West...sad story. Not to be insensitive, but they seem to always put at least one sad story on the show.
  
• Gazing longingly to the lake.
  
• West is cute and seems like a sweet guy.
  
• William...a cell phone sales guy...not sure if she'll go for him.
  
• Ah, the stepping stone.
• Third shirtless scene. Wow stare into the mirror.
• He still wears the watch everyday? Put it in a special place.
• She looks good. That dress looks fun to wear.
• I wish I could do my hair that way...love the loose waves.
  
• I hope she doesn't talk about Brad and her regrets all season long
• Fireworks reference...was that a crazy Michelle reference?
  
• ENOUGH with "the right reasons"
• ha, she already has dirt on a guy! Ooooh....Bentley!
• Little does she know single dad is Bentley!
• A fellow dentist...is she a dentist yet, or still a student?
• Jon's cheesy. Schmoozer.
• I like William's scruff.
• Oh Mickey...going bold.
• Tim, liquor distributor...is he the one who passes out? Seems like he's had a few already.
• Ah Ben, pulling out the foreign language already. Kiss up.
  
• Hairstylist! Ha, he comments on the color of her hair.
• Chris....the...rapper?
  
• I totally think West is cute. Ha, the compass is totally cheesy. But, clever.
• Anthony...wanna be Prince Charming. Bugs me already. Unbuttoned shirt. ew.
• Rob looks like the party boy
• Ames totally bugs me!
• Mask boy. Um....
• She seems totally weirded out.
• Oh my...this is a long post. Only 15 guys so far.
• Wow Ben...bringing a bottle.
• Love his tie
• OK Frank...a little much. Enough with the twirls.
• Mike totally planned a dentist joke
• Maybe Chris is the party boy?
• ....or Ryan? He's cute.
  
• JP is kinda cute? I like the pink shirt. I'm glad he didn't bring a prop. Enough with the props.
  
• Nick....too much hair. A poem. Ew.
• She would look good with Blake. She's into him.
  
• And Bentley. She knows it's him. Oooh, the rebel music.
• Lots of guys with shaggy hair.

Ok really. I've only watched half! I'm exhausted, and this is a loooong post. So...part 2 tomorrow.

P.S. THREE AND A HALF days of school until SUMMER!