Drink up!

So....there I was, at 7-11 in a rush to grab my morning Diet Coke. First of all, they were out...blah. So to Diet Pepsi I went (boo!).

Walked up to the register with my GIANT Diet Coke....

Cashier: "Wow, gearing up for a rough day, huh?"

Ha. Sad part is...no, not a rough day...just a usual day! Imagine what a rough day's Diet Coke consumption is...

Then, as I crossed the street to school with said Coke....

Crossing guard: "Wow, brought refreshments today, eh?"

Yes, sir. Sure did...and although my mug looks like it could in fact quench the thirst of every teacher in the building, it will just be mine to enjoy!