Bachelor Week 1

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• The drama begins!
• Sean's got the vnecks already
• Shirtless pic...took about 4 seconds for the first one
• And...second shirtless
• Remember the awkward love speech last season
• We all want Emily's sequined skirt
• Remember the joke Sean's family played
• ...and I totally fell for
• Look at them putting the kids in the hammock...pulling at the heartstrings
• And another vneck
• Oh there just happens to be a wedding on the beach
• Oh good, Arie has a mini vneck too
• I feel like this pep talk will be awkward...
• I can never decide if Arie is cute
• Oh no. Do they really practice this, "Will you accept this rose?" 
• Maybe after a few beers...
• Do boys really do this?! The practice breaking up?
• "That's not what you said in the fantasy suite last night..." ha!
• Oh he is NOT going to give kissing tips...
• Arie was such an intense kisser...
• Desiree- I bet she gets asked about her husband/BF at work ALL THE TIME
• Tierra- looks emotional
• Robyn- she practiced that heart move
• Diana- What salon does she own in Salt Lake?! 
• Sarah- Seems cool....but maybe has too high of expectations of the show? 
• Ashley P.- "I have no idea why I'm still single!" Followed by the cats comment. And 50 Shades obsession....and "I hope Sean rips off my clothes and spanks me!" YIKES.
• Lesley M.- Pretty. I think he'll dig her. 
• Kristy- "The best from the midwest!" Ew. I think she's into her trainer. 
• Ashlee F.- "I'm obsessed with being organized." I think that would stress most guys out. Ivie has a genius observation...she's obsessed with the organization because she likes the control. 
• Jackie- The kisser
• Selma- Ew.
• Leslie- A poker dealer!
• Daniela- A handshake...no.
• Kelly- Cruise ship entertainer?! And a song. 
• Enough with the gimicks
• Katie- no yoga
• 50 Shades is creeeepy
• Taryn- looks nervous....we think he likes her
• Catherine- exotic...he's into her
• Robyn....why would you think that is a good idea?! Why? Ivie: "First of all, let me show you my crotch!" AGH
• Paige...Jumbotron operator...Bachleor Pad Superfan!!!! 
• Tierra-is he about to give her the first impression rose?!!?
• Eeeeek...I like this!
• Put a target on her! Those girls are MAD.
• Amanda- What is a "Fit Model"...the awkward pause is...AWKWARD. Ivie and Cynthia: "I can't even watch!"
• Ivie: "Could he just cut her right now? This isn't going to work!"
• Maryann- kinda masculine
• Cynthia: "Why do all the blondes look bad?" They really are orangey.
• We like Desiree.
• He's really  into saying, "I look forward to seeing you inside..." to ALL of them
• Football girl.... ha, "She's fun."
• Kristy- Weird hair
• Ashley M.- A fashion model. For mermaids.
• Lauren- Brought the dad message
• Wedding dress. Lindsay. That was a bad idea.
• Ways to NOT get a rose: "My dad said he'll break your legs." "I've got balls!" Show up in a wedding dress. 
• Who's the mystery girl?!?!
• KACIE B! 
• Why isn't it fair
• No screaming
• Not so sure on the middle of Kacie's dress
• I think he's into her
• She has crazy buff legs
• "I work at a bridal salon." No pressure!
• I like her
• Look at all those GLARES!
• "This is a game changer!" 
• Selma....hum......
• How many roses is this?!
• "I wish I was more sober right now!" 
• Cynthia: "Oh, I cannot even watch this."
• "Do we need me to start dancing?" No.
• "She just needs a lot of water!"
• Sean: "I also brought a rape whistle.."
• "That girl's a trip...she is a LOT to take in!"
• "50 Shades of Grey may have become 50 shades of drunk!"
• Cynthia: "I don't think it's good to give out the roses as we go along. Because people start crying and they can't leave!" 
• Cynthia: "Has it ever been this awkward?!"
• And we found the crier.
• I loathe the expression, "at the end of the day"
• And she's said it twice. 
• But I admire how she's handling the arm topic.
• Whew. Glad Kacie was in there.
• Poor Paige. 
• Oh the DRAMA! LOVE IT!
• Can't even wait. 
• Even the rose petals fell, you guys!
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